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Dec
9

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真人粥,一對情侶在昨天放工時間的對話:

男:今晚妳想食乜野?
女:是旦啦!!你話事
男:食壽司好唔好?
女:天寒地凍仲食D凍冰冰野...
男:咁去打邊爐啦,天氣咁凍,打邊燼就最正
女:我前兩日先打過,成日打好熱氣...
男:咁去食泰國野或者韓國燒烤好唔好??
女:都話左熱氣啦,仲要我食呢D野,你有冇心聽我講野架...
男:咁去POKKA好唔好??o個度D SET DINNER 都幾好食(開始有D無奈)
女:POKKA好多人,唔想排隊
男:咁去“鋸排”好唔好??
女:唔想食咁多肉,好肥架..
男:冇人叫妳食晒件“排”,或者妳叫碟意粉又或者其他野都得架
女:咁咪即係叫我睇住你“鋸排”,我唔食你都唔準食...
男:咁食台灣野好唔好?(有D火)
女:台灣野好多油,好肥架(撒嬌狀)
男:咁去食粥啦(已經開始“發悔氣”)
女:天氣咁凍,食粥唔飽肚
男:麥記“定”家鄉雞...行啦(江良才盡“發悔氣”,明顯已經唔想諗)
女:都話熱氣落..(委屈狀)
男:咁不如妳話事啦,我唔想諗啦...
女:我就係諗唔到食乜先叫你話事,你比D主見得唔得(發脾氣)
男:唔係話熱氣,就話肥,我真係諗唔到仲有乜可以食(爆發了)
女:咁係熱氣、係肥“呀嗎”..我有講錯咩,自己諗唔到就亂發人脾氣(惡人先告狀)
男:咁去“味千”食拉麵好唔好(死狗狀)
女:唔..都好,我要食咖哩拉麵/炸餃子 仲要食雪糕(明顯係先好就收)
大約係記得咁多...因為有幾間野男的係用鋪頭名,我UP唔番出來...

我突然覺得,有種似曾相識概感覺

真可怕…

Nov
27

失落俱樂部同尋求自殺協同會都係同一秘密組織既 100% owned subsidiary ,今年佢地要 restructuring ,失落俱樂部諗住解散,所以佢將佢既屬下組織迷失會既 100% shares 全數轉移左俾尋求自殺協同會。
請問有咩 stamp duty 既 implication 呢?

Under section 44, Hong Kong stock made to or on trust for an exempted institution is exempt from stamp duty. An exempted institution means a charitable institution ot a trust of a public character that has been granted exemption for tax under Section 88 of the Inaland Revenue Ordinance. Since 失落俱樂部 and 尋求自殺協同會 are not exempted institutions, they cannot grant exemption under this section.
However, under section 45, stamp duty is not chargeable on an instrument having the effect that transferring a beneficial interest in Hong Kong stock from one associated body corporate to another body corporate. Therefore, the whole sum of stamp duty incurred is exempted.

Nov
27

o係度諗緊今年考試要去邊度溫書既同時,
又有成堆 project 同 assignment 等緊我,
心情既低落估唔到到而家都仲未恢復過黎,
刻意既沉淪同放縱令到身心都麻目哂。
無哂應該有既機智同埋記憶。

頭先食飯,同桌老豆個 fd 問我校長係乜水?
個腦諗極都醒唔起,只記得有個人叫潘宗光。
死火,做人唔向前望,而不停鑽牛角尖,
遇見既機會又只會白白浪費。
積極未來吧。

度緊時間溫書時,
不期然諗下 sem. break 有咩攪。
sem. break 要做既野真係有好多…
成個 sem. 樣樣都夾唔o岩既野都係o係 sem. break finished ,
但係心中只係o係度諗:
「 sem. break 未又係有 sem. break 既野忙?」
希望 sem. break 忙既只係諗去邊度玩同 relax…。
我要接觸大自然呀~~~~
同 lovely waiting 去 happyland;
同賤行者 搭棚過夜賤行團;
同莊員去 b 番次 bq 先得;
今年聖誕大學同學再一齊聚聚去睇燈飾;
呢幾樣點都去得成呀嘛…?
今年去唔去倒數好呢?定係一如既往,留o係屋企打機?

p.s. 有人歡喜有人愁…